I probably don’t say this enough but thank you guys for following me. U could’ve pressed the unfollow button ages ago but many of y’all have stuck around through all of my shitty text posts and fanqurling so thank you.
on a serious note tho
does anyone actually use their hand to flush the toilet when using a public restroom?
there is nothing better than that commercial of the cow in the shower singing swagger jagger lbr
I’ve been giving my sister happy 12th birthday birthday cards for about 4 years now.
my mofo ipod decided to ping and wake me up at 6 this morning to tell me to feed my megaladon shark in shark frenzy